ToMAYto, toMAHto

You call it a "scholarship competition;"
I call it a "beauty pageant."

I don't care what you call it. You just ain't never, ever gonna see me (and hopefully none of my kin) in a get-up like this.
Not nobody. Not nohow. (But don't take my word for it -- go see it.)

I'm just sayin'....

Deb