Showing posts with label Tickled my funny bone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tickled my funny bone. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Counter-protest

The Westboro Baptist "Church" annoys me beyond words. I simply have to love the people who came up with this:


Read all about it HERE!

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Warming up for the Super Bowl (TM)

Happened upon some great cake wrecks just in time for the Super Bowl.TM Apparently bakeries do not have spellchecks.

Check them out here...

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Reformation Sunday Hymn


I somehow do not think that Martin Luther envisioned being remembered in song... (Hat tip to Ralph Hamilton!)

(to the tune of “Frosty the Snowman”)

Martin the German was a sorry, mixed up soul,
‘Cause he thought it odd that a loving God
Would condemn him straight to hell.

Martin the German even took a sacred vow
When a lightning strike nearly took his life
But St. Anne stepped in somehow.

It must have seemed like magic when
Old Habakkuk he found,
‘Cause when he read God saves by faith
He began to dance around.

O, Martin the German felt reborn again that day,
And he spread the word from old Wittenberg
All the way to Rome, they say.

Thumpitty thump thump, thumpitty thump thump,
Nail them to the door;
Thumpitty thump thump, thumpitty thump thump,
Hear those Theses roar!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Thought you'd like to know...

I have discovered the true reason for the demise of the Huguenots in France...

Nom de Church!

funny pictures of cats with captions
see more Lolcats and funny pictures

You heard it here first...

Monday, July 20, 2009

makes me chuckle...


So Abraham was a friend of God... and now, on Facebook, I am too. (Well, actually I am a "fan" but let's not get picky!)

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Just another happy blogger

I know why I blog. I have this frustrated muse, or something. But then I wander and find places like these blogs, qnd I'm just so proud to be a part of the blogging community!

The Grocery List Collection blog - start with their "Top Ten" lists

The Church Signs Blog - Just because being cutesie on a sign is such a bad idea.

Ugly Shoes of the week - Since I've had my own "ugly shoes contest" I have a special fondness for this blog.


Deb

Sunday, May 24, 2009

MUST SEE...

Wales... Where sheep wearing LEDs, dogs, and bored shepherds create art... Enjoy!!


Monday, May 04, 2009

The TOES have it

Ah, a completely pointless post. Finally. NO angst here. No defeat. Just De Feet. (ar ar ar ar) These are the entries for the shoes we liked the least during a recent trip to the DSW to find shoes to go with The Harpist's prom dress...

First up, we have the shoes voted "most likely to have been recycled from a lawn chair."




Next up, (and I'm sorry the color is off, but you will have to take my word for it), the shoes voted to be "closest to the color of pee."



Next, the shoes voted to have been "attacked by sea anemones." BACK!!! BACK!!! BACK I SAY!!!



And finally...

I do NOT care what Stacy and Clinton from What Not To Wear say about how shoes like this are "comfortable"... What a bunch of hooey.

These shoes were my size. And they HURT like the dickens. My poor toesies were so squished that I had a uni-toe. (And, as my sister pointed out, they were definitely made to squish bugs in the corners of a room.)

I give you - "The Uni-Toe Shoes."



Now, if you want to see the prom dress, and the cute shoes that she found to go with it, you'll have to wait. Prom's on May 29th... But here's a sneak preview...



There you are. Pearls of wisdom for today...

Deb

Thursday, April 16, 2009

My NPR Name

See the full story here at Liana's blog...

So finally, after years of Fresh Air sign-off ambitions, we came up with a system for creating our own NPR Names. Here’s how it works: You take your middle initial and insert it somewhere into your first name. Then you add on the smallest foreign town you’ve ever visited.

So I’m Liarna Kassel. And Eric is Jeric Bath. I even have a new nickname for my little brother in Dylsan Rosarita.

OK
Then this makes me:
Debgorah Dorlar.

You heard it hear first.
Reporting live this evening from Maryland, I'm Debgorah Dorlar...

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

I didn't know Moses was on Facebook!

See: MosesFacebook

Deb
Who doesn't get all the jokes, but has had enough coffee to laugh...

Monday, March 02, 2009

The Virginia Beach Blizzard

The Virginia Beach Blizzard...
It's just hard to describe...


It was terrible!!

The cold, frigid winter air...

Windy.

Blowing and drifting snow.

Ice on bridges and overpasses.





Just not here.
But my class was canceled today....

Can you see why??


yeah. me neither...
...so I did homework instead. It's all good.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

I have promised my children...

If, when I am in something that could be called a "senior praise band" I attempt to participate in something like this, my children have my permission to remind me of this video....

I don't think I need to say anything else.


Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Quirky=ness




Your Quirk Factor: 53%



You're a pretty quirky person, but you're just normal enough to hide it.

Congratulations - you've fooled other people into thinking you're just like them!

Friday, November 28, 2008

I Yam what I Yam

Hat tip to Ruth (who, interestingly enough is a Tunafish Sandwich!)




You Are a Club Sandwich



You are have a big personality. It's hard for anyone to ignore you!

You dream big. You think big. And you eat big.

Some people consider you high maintenance, but you just know what you want... and when you want it.



Your best friend: The Tuna Fish Sandwich



Your mortal enemy: The Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

Adding a link on the side-bar


If you haven't been there, do visit
The Brian Williams Tie Report Archives...

And they say there's nothing worth reading on the Internet... for shame...

Deb

Friday, November 07, 2008

Apparently, I'm not who I thought I was...

Happy Birthday, Mr. President...

Here's my result for the "Mad Men-era Female Icon Quiz..."

You Are a Marilyn!

mm.marilyn_.jpg
You are a Marilyn -- "I am affectionate and skeptical."

Marilyns are responsible, trustworthy, and value loyalty to family, friends, groups, and causes. Their personalities range broadly from reserved and timid to outspoken and confrontational.

How to Get Along with Me
  • * Be direct and clear
  • * Listen to me carefully
  • * Don't judge me for my anxiety
  • * Work things through with me
  • * Reassure me that everything is OK between us
  • * Laugh and make jokes with me
  • * Gently push me toward new experiences
  • * Try not to overreact to my overreacting.
What I Like About Being a Marilyn
  • * being committed and faithful to family and friends
  • * being responsible and hardworking
  • * being compassionate toward others
  • * having intellect and wit
  • * being a nonconformist
  • * confronting danger bravely
  • * being direct and assertive
What's Hard About Being a Marilyn
  • * procrastinating because of fear of failure; having little confidence in myself
  • * fearing being abandoned or taken advantage of
  • * exhausting myself by worrying and scanning for danger
  • * wishing I had a rule book at work so I could do everything right
  • * being too critical of myself when I haven't lived up to my expectations
Marilyns as Children Often
  • * are anxious and hypervigilant; anticipate danger
  • * form a team of "us against them" with a best friend or parent
  • * look to groups or authorities to protect them and/or question authority and rebel
  • * are neglected or abused, come from unpredictable or alcoholic families, and/or take on the fearfulness of an overly anxious parent
Marilyns as Parents
  • * are sometimes reluctant to give their children independence
  • * worry more than most that their children will get hurt
  • * sometimes have trouble saying no and setting boundaries

Take Are You a Jackie or a Marilyn? Or Someone Else?
Mad Men-era Female Icon Quiz
at HelloQuizzy

Thursday, October 09, 2008

For Keith...

You're not replaceable, Keith, but here's a "percussionist" who really keeps a steady tempo!

Deb


Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Today's Video...

My husband always wanted to be a pastor's wife...